#28 – The way my family eats bacon is by putting some sugar on it. Second semester of my senior year of college and senioritis was hitting me HARD. So I made a pound of bacon, didn’t offer it to anyone even though there were other people in the apartment, sat in my bed and ate the whole thing while watching Once Upon A Time all alone. I fell asleep a bit after that.
1. Was pregnant
It might not count because I was massively pregnant but I woke up in the middle of the night, poured an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch into a big glass bowl, threw in a bag of marshmallows, drizzled it with melted butter and then put it in the microwave to melt the marshmallows. I then watched Dexter for 2 hours and ate the whole thing while crying.
Okay I have the perfect story for this.
I told my wife I was going to the gym, but somehow I ended up going to Mcdonald’s instead.
I ate my cheeseburgers in a parking lot, and waited a little while until it seemed long enough for a workout.
When I got home, I poured water on my head and shirt to look like I had been sweating.
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